RHOBH, Season 3, Episode 7–Oy, Faye!

We pick up in the immediate aftermath of Paul’s explosion, and it was a doozy. He and Adrienne are super pissed off at Brandi, while a few people ask if she’s okay. Taylor tries really hard to make the whole thing about her.

Brandi decides to stay at the party, but Adrienne and Paul storm off, warning Kyle to watch for what comes next.

Kyle then confronts Kim for causing all of this drama at her husband’s event. Kim insists she thought she was doing the right thing, but I feel like she’s also a little satisfied that she managed to embarrass her sister. And honestly, I don’t blame her.

Mauricio is pretty annoyed that his event has been completely derailed, and he blames Brandi.

Most of the women support Adrienne and believe her private life is her business. Taylor makes it about herself again, and it’s getting old. Even Kyle says so.

Everyone tells Brandi that this is all her fault, and she insists they don’t know what Adrienne has done to her. Neither do the viewers.

Brandi decides it’s time to go.

It really is.

Next we cut to Villa Rosa, where Lisa is getting some spectacular new gates and waiting on Ken, who is still recovering from his hip surgery.

He’s feeling better and clearly enjoying winding Lisa up, calling her every two minutes to bring him a nice cup of tea. It’s actually very cute.

And, of course, Villa Rosa is gorgeous. Even the gates are more fabulous than most of us will ever be.

Kim and two of her daughters go to an exercise class, and while it’s nice to see Kim happy, this is basically a filler scene, so that’s all I have to say about it.

Over at Kyle’s, Kyle and Mauricio rehash the party drama, and Mauricio still firmly blames Brandi. Kyle is worried because Brandi is invited to the next event. They agree not to disinvite her, even though Mauricio thinks she’s disgusting.

Kyle says it’s rare for him to be this upset about something.

They have no idea if Adrienne will even show up.

Kyle heads to lunch with Faye, and naturally, they rehash the drama. Faye is very pro-Adrienne and very anti-Brandi.

We go back to Lisa Vanderpump, who has some of the Vanderpump Rules cast at her house. One of them, who used to sleep with Brandi’s ex-husband, wants to speak with Brandi, but that’s a no.

For now.

Over at Yolanda’s, she’s working out to stay in model shape. I admire her dedication, but I don’t much care for her. She says she’s David Foster’s fourth wife, and her goal is to be married to him longer than any of the others.

Good luck with that, Yo.

Meanwhile, at Villa Rosa, Brandi tells Lisa that she’s been a nervous wreck over what happened at the party. Lisa wasn’t there, but she’s clearly heard all about it and is firmly Team Brandi.

Brandi and Lisa believe Adrienne is feeding stories about Brandi to the press, and they think Paul and Adrienne are not good people.

Lisa thinks the whole situation has gotten ugly, and Brandi warns that it could get worse.

The evening of Kyle’s party arrives, and Marisa Zanuck is there. Remember what a waste of time she was on the show?

Me either.

At the table, Kyle reveals that Kim planned a trip to Vegas for her son’s twenty-first birthday, and Kyle wasn’t invited. Faye sticks her big butt into the conversation and says Kim is still recovering.

They all discuss why Adrienne didn’t come. Faye is basically Adrienne’s mouthpiece and says she’s angry. She questions Brandi’s motives, and Brandi is confused because she doesn’t even know Faye.

She doesn’t want to get into it with her, but Faye is like a dog with a bone.

A Botoxed Chihuahua with a bone, to be exact.

Faye questions what Brandi is so angry about, and Brandi doesn’t want to share it because she doesn’t want to put everyone in the middle. Faye doesn’t even let her finish explaining at first, but Brandi finally reveals that before the last reunion, Adrienne wanted her to join her in having a go at Lisa, and Brandi refused.

Since then, Brandi feels like she’s been attacked by Adrienne.

Faye doesn’t buy any of it.

Nobody asked her.

She isn’t even on the cast, so who gives a fuck?

Faye tells Brandi to apologize. Brandi still doesn’t really know who Faye is, which makes this whole conversation even more ridiculous.

Everyone starts talking at once, and Brandi wonders when Adrienne is going to apologize to her. Kyle starts pointing that Richards finger in Lisa’s face, and the two of them get into it a bit.

Faye tells Brandi that she clearly isn’t sorry for what she said because she won’t apologize.

Why does Faye even get talking heads? I don’t get it.

Marisa sticks up for Brandi, which is nice. Faye tells Marisa she doesn’t know Brandi, which is funny because neither does Faye.

Faye says Brandi is cruel and probably needs a lot of attention. She accuses her of viciously attacking people and says Brandi will probably attack her next.

Brandi calls Faye out for wanting attention and tells her to walk away. Brandi has had enough.

Faye again says she thinks Brandi will talk about her, and Brandi says she can’t be bothered.

Me either!