15 Housewives From the Past We Never Want to See Again

Not every Housewife deserves a comeback. Some belong exactly where they are: buried deep in the Bravo fossil record.

1. Cindy Barshop — RHONY
   Cindy gave us awkward energy, family drama, and very little reason to bring her back. Some fossils are better left undisturbed.
2. Aviva Drescher — RHONY
   The leg is iconic. Aviva’s return is not necessary. We already have the prosthetic flying through the air. What more do we need?
3. Jules Wainstein — RHONY
   Her one season was uncomfortable enough. Let’s leave this particular fossil in the archive.
4. Carlton Gebbia — RHOBH
   The mansion was memorable. The Housewife herself never quite found her place in Beverly Hills.
5. Teddi Mellencamp — RHOBH
   We have heard enough about accountability. The excavation is officially over.
6. Diana Jenkins — RHOBH
   She had the money, the house, the clothes and absolutely no chemistry with the group. No need to dig her back up.
7. Eden Sassoon — RHOBH
   Interesting family history, but her Housewives run was brief and never really clicked. The fossil can stay buried.
8. Joyce Giraud — RHOBH
   Beautiful, successful and perfectly nice. Unfortunately, being perfectly nice isn’t enough to earn another trip to Beverly Hills.
9. Peggy Tanous — RHOC
   She wasn’t terrible. She just didn’t leave enough of a Housewives footprint to justify a comeback.
10. Peggy Sulahian — RHOC
    The cars were memorable. The season was considerably less so.
11. Lydia McLaughlin — RHOC
    Once was enough. Twice was already plenty. We do not need a third excavation.
12. Amber Marchese — RHONJ
    Jersey has produced enough chaos without reopening this particular chapter.
13. Siggy Flicker — RHONJ
    The cake. The screaming. The chaos. The artifacts have been catalogued. Please close the museum.
14. Annemarie Wiley — RHOBH
    We discussed the esophagus. We discussed it some more. The case has been closed.
15. Kathy Wakile — RHONJ
    Kathy is perfectly lovely, but Jersey needs chaos. She can stay with the cannoli.

Some Housewives are legends. Some are villains. Some are one-season wonders.

And some should remain permanently preserved in the Bravo fossil record. 🦖