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Things I Want to See Happen on RHUGT Season 5

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  1. An actual blowup that lasts longer than five minutes.
    I want somebody genuinely pissed off at somebody else, not an argument that gets resolved before the next commercial break.
  2. Lisa Barlow and the SLC women to REALLY go at it.
    We’ve spent enough time hearing about what happened. I want the gloves off.
  3. Vicki to find her people.
    Watching her wander around Atlanta looking miserable is getting depressing. Give this woman somebody to whoop it up with.
  4. Candiace and Porsha to finally have it out.
    Gizelle keeps telling us there are problems between them. Great. Let’s see them.
  5. A Housewives dinner that completely falls apart.
    Not a themed party. Not a celebration. Just put these women around a table, give them alcohol, and let nature take its course.
  6. Teresa to actually get involved in some drama.
    She’s mostly been Lisa’s bodyguard so far. I want Teresa in the middle of something.
  7. Kyle to stop playing referee.
    She has already had enough of the SLC nonsense. I want her to lose patience and get involved instead of trying to keep everyone calm.
  8. Luann to get messy.
    She has been surprisingly reasonable. I need a little more Countess chaos.
  9. Gizelle to get into something that has nothing to do with organizing everyone else.
    She’s great at stirring things up, so let her actually get her hands dirty.
  10. A friendship nobody expected.
    Give me two women who normally wouldn’t have anything to do with each other suddenly becoming inseparable.
  11. Someone refusing to make peace.
    I am tired of everyone having a conversation, explaining their feelings, hugging and moving on. Somebody needs to hold a grudge.
  12. Less flashback footage and more present-day footage.
    I understand that this is the 20th anniversary season. I do. But I can watch old Housewives clips on YouTube. I want to see what these women are doing NOW.
  13. A truly disastrous group event.
    Something where the plan goes completely off the rails and nobody can blame editing or old footage.
  14. At least one feud that carries through multiple episodes.
    I don’t want a fight that starts and ends in the same episode. Give us a real storyline.
  15. A finale where everyone is pissed off.
    If I’m going to watch nine episodes of this, I want to get to the end and think, Oh, these women are absolutely not okay with each other.

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