Well, ladies, we have officially arrived at the episode where a haircut turns into a full-blown character assassination, a dinner party becomes an exercise in investigative journalism gone horribly wrong, and Rosie DiMare introduces the world to the phrase “slam pig.”
Rhode Island, you are giving us everything.
Let’s start with Jo-Ellen, who is dealing with something considerably more serious than the usual Housewives nonsense. She has a heart-to-heart with her mother about their relationship and the childhood issues that have continued to affect her. Her sister Jen helps facilitate the conversation, and there’s an effort to understand each other and move toward some forgiveness.
It’s a vulnerable moment, and it’s nice to see Jo-Ellen get some attention beyond the usual arguments and gossip. Not every Housewives storyline needs to involve someone throwing a drink or questioning somebody else’s marriage. Sometimes people actually have to work through things.
Meanwhile, Alicia is facing a dilemma that would make even the most seasoned gossip enthusiast nervous. She has information about Brian’s alleged affair, including video evidence, and she’s supposed to decide whether to tell Rulla or keep her mouth shut.
Naturally, the opportunity to tell her comes during dinner with Rulla and Brian. Because nothing says ideal timing like sitting across from the husband whose alleged extracurricular activities you’re trying to disclose.
Alicia struggles to get the words out. Brian dominates the conversation with a collection of unusual stories and talk about cosmetic procedures, while Alicia tries to figure out how to introduce the elephant in the dining room.
And the elephant is apparently wearing a wedding ring.
Alicia ultimately doesn’t manage to deliver the information. The truth is sitting right there, but the timing, the company, and the sheer awkwardness of the situation make it nearly impossible to get through dinner without setting off an explosion.
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