🦖 The 5 Craziest Real Housewives Trips

Some Housewives vacations are relaxing. Others are group therapy sessions that should have been paid for by Bravo.

1. Scary Island — RHONY

Kelly Bensimon running around the island, Bethenny losing her patience, and the entire trip descending into one of the most infamous Housewives episodes ever.

RHONY, Season 3, Episode 11–Housewives Overboard: Scary Island, Part 1

Digging Up the Crazy: Revisiting Scary Island Part 2 — RHONY Season 3, Episode 12

2. Amsterdam — RHOBH

Dinner by the canal, Kyle fleeing the table, and Brandi and Kim turning a tense night into absolute chaos. Amsterdam remains one of Beverly Hills’ most spectacular disasters.

Digging up the Drama: RHOBH Season 5, Episode 16–Amster-Damn! The Amsterdam Dinner Party from Hell

3. Cartagena — RHONY

What began as a glamorous Colombian vacation turned into seasickness, screaming, fighting, and the infamous boat ride from hell.

RHONY, Season 10, Episode 15–Wigging Out: The Colombia Trip, Part 1

RHONY, Season 10, Episode 16–Guess Who’s Arguing at Dinner? The Colombia Trip, Part 2

RHONY, Season 10, Episode 17–Ship Happens: The Colombia Trip Part 3

4. Turks & Caicos — RHONY

The women head to paradise and somehow end up with drunken fights, questionable decisions, and one of the messiest vacations in RHONY history.

RHONY. Season 7, Episode 13–Sonja Island: The Turks & Caicos

RHONY, Season 7, Episode 14–Conch Blocked: More Turks & Caicos

5. Bali — RHOC

The Bali trip had everything: beautiful scenery, major tension, and the dinner that turned into one of the wildest fights in Orange County history.

RHOC, Season 9, Episode 17–Eat, Pray, Run: The Bali Dinner from Hell

Which Housewives trip would you put on the list?