• Kelly Dodd never seemed particularly interested in being the calm one in the room. During her time on The Real Housewives of Orange County, she delivered screaming matches, insults, questionable opinions and enough controversy to keep the cast busy for years.

    Here are some of her most outrageous moments.

    1. The Quiet Woman Fight With Shannon

    This is Kelly Dodd at peak Housewives chaos. At The Quiet Woman, Kelly and Shannon Beador got into an increasingly nasty argument, with Kelly repeatedly going after Shannon and making comments about her eating. Shannon eventually lost it and threw a plate.

    It was the kind of dinner where the appetizers were apparently just the opening act.

    1. The Sex Train Rumor

    Season 14 gave us one of the strangest Housewives rumors ever. Vicki Gunvalson began hinting that she knew something about Kelly, eventually revealing a rumor that Kelly had participated in a “train,” a sexual act involving multiple people.

    Kelly vehemently denied it and said she had never even had a threesome, let alone participated in a train.

    The important part: this was a rumor, not a confirmed event. Kelly denied it, and the women spent half the season arguing about who had started spreading it.

    1. “God’s Way of Thinning the Herd”

    During the early days of the COVID pandemic, Kelly made the infamous comment that the virus was “God’s way of thinning the herd.” The backlash was enormous, and Kelly later apologized and said she had expressed herself badly.

    It remains one of the most controversial things she ever said.

    1. The “Drunk Wives Matter” Hat

    Kelly’s 2020 bridal shower produced another controversy when she wore a “Drunk Wives Matter” hat, a play on the Black Lives Matter slogan. She later defended the hat and said she supported the Black Lives Matter movement.

    Still, it was an exceptionally ill-advised accessory.

    1. The “Superspreader” Dinner

    During the pandemic, Kelly posted footage from a maskless dinner with friends where the group joked about being “superspreaders.” The video immediately attracted criticism, adding another chapter to Kelly’s increasingly controversial pandemic era.

    1. The Ireland Pub Fight

    Kelly’s Season 11 trip to Ireland was basically one long descent into chaos. At a pub, Kelly got into a vicious confrontation with Heather Dubrow and the other women. Heather eventually accused Kelly of racist behavior, and the argument became so explosive that the women were thrown out of the establishment.

    Kelly had somehow managed to turn a trip to Ireland into a group expulsion.

    1. The Department Store Fight in Ireland

    The Ireland trip somehow got even worse when Kelly’s behavior contributed to another confrontation in a department store. The women were thrown out, and Kelly continued arguing with the cast outside.

    Most people go to Ireland for the scenery. Kelly went to get banned from establishments.

    1. The Nose Flick Heard Around Orange County

    During the Ireland chaos, Kelly flicked Tamra Judge’s nose during an argument. It was such a bizarrely aggressive little gesture that it became one of those quintessential Kelly Dodd moments: a fight has reached maximum insanity and now someone is flicking someone else’s nose.

    1. Going After Braunwyn’s Sobriety

    During Season 15, Kelly repeatedly questioned Braunwyn Windham-Burke’s sobriety and claimed that she believed Braunwyn’s storyline was contrived. She doubled down on the criticism rather than backing away from it, creating another ugly feud during Kelly’s final season.

    1. Blaming Heather Dubrow’s Son for Giving Her COVID

    Kelly claimed that Heather Dubrow’s son had given her COVID after a New Year’s Eve gathering. Heather pushed back, and Kelly eventually apologized and acknowledged that she couldn’t actually know where she had contracted the virus.

    1. The Vicki Gunvalson Feud

    Kelly and Vicki’s friendship deteriorated into one of RHOC’s nastiest feuds. Kelly repeatedly called Vicki out, accused her of lying and eventually reduced her to the now-famous “pig” insult.

    Vicki, naturally, was not going to let that one go.

    1. The “Gang Up on Kelly” Era

    Kelly developed a recurring theory that the other women were constantly conspiring against her. Whether it was Vicki, Tamra, Shannon, Heather or basically anyone who disagreed with her, Kelly frequently saw herself as the target of a coordinated attack.

    Sometimes there was a conspiracy. Sometimes there was just Kelly yelling at everybody.

    1. Getting Fired and Admitting It Was Her Own Fault

    After Season 15, Kelly was fired from RHOC. Later, she admitted that she was responsible for her own departure, saying that she had caused Bravo “a lot of grief” and “a lot of trouble.”

    And honestly, if Kelly Dodd herself is admitting she was the problem, that’s probably worth putting on the list.

    Kelly Dodd may not have been on RHOC for as many seasons as some of the longtime Housewives, but she certainly made them count. Few Housewives could turn a dinner, a vacation, a pandemic, or a perfectly ordinary argument into the kind of chaos Kelly routinely managed to produce.

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  • Every Housewives franchise has them.

    The woman who makes you sigh the second she walks into a room. The woman who turns a simple conversation into a three-episode storyline. The woman who somehow manages to be exhausting while doing absolutely nothing.

    So, in the spirit of public service, here are the most annoying Housewives from every franchise.

    RHOC — Gretchen Rossi

    Gretchen spent her time in Orange County insisting she was misunderstood while simultaneously becoming involved in approximately every piece of drama within a 25-mile radius.

    The constant innocence act was exhausting. And then there was Slade.

    RHONY — Aviva Drescher

    Aviva gave us a prosthetic leg, a white-trash tirade, and approximately 900 reminders that she was a real New York socialite.

    She was determined to prove she was the most sophisticated woman in the room, which made watching her increasingly entertaining and increasingly annoying.

    RHOBH — Teddi Mellencamp

    Teddi’s superpower was making everything sound like a serious moral issue.

    Someone could sneeze at dinner and Teddi would somehow be asking them to take accountability for their behavior.

    She also had a remarkable ability to insert herself into conflicts and then act confused about how she got there.

    RHOA — Kim Fields

    Kim Fields wasn’t really built for the Housewives lifestyle.

    While everyone else was screaming, fighting and throwing shade, Kim seemed to be wondering why she had agreed to any of this.

    The problem wasn’t that she was particularly terrible. The problem was that she brought the energy of someone who had accidentally wandered onto the wrong reality show.

    RHONJ — Amber Marchese

    Amber Marchese arrived in New Jersey with a twin sister, a lot of confidence and absolutely no intention of having a quiet season.

    She immediately inserted herself into the drama and somehow made every situation feel even more chaotic.

    And then she was gone.

    Honestly, it was almost impressive.

    RHOP — Candiace Dillard Bassett

    Candiace could turn a disagreement into an Olympic event.

    The arguments. The crying. The hand gestures. The escalating insults.

    Nobody could accuse her of being boring, but sometimes watching Candiace argue felt like being trapped in a car with someone who refuses to let you change the radio station.

    RHOSLC — Angie Katsanevas

    Angie has never encountered a situation that couldn’t be made approximately 400 percent more dramatic.

    She brings the outfits, the confessionals, the Greek references and an impressive commitment to making absolutely sure everyone knows exactly how she feels.

    Sometimes you just want everyone to sit down.

    Angie would like to know why you’re attacking her.

    RHOM — Lisa Hochstein

    Lisa has an extraordinary talent for making herself the center of whatever room she’s in.

    Whether it’s marriage drama, friendship drama, divorce drama or dinner drama, somehow Lisa is involved.

    And somehow there is always another chapter.

    RHOD — Cary Deuber

    Cary’s combination of sarcasm, commentary and willingness to poke at everyone else could be exhausting.

    She was frequently hovering around the drama like a very attractive mosquito.

    You knew she was going to say something.

    You just didn’t know how annoying it was going to be.

    RHODC — Cat Ommanney

    Cat seemed to spend much of her time wondering why everyone else was behaving like idiots.

    Unfortunately, this is a dangerous attitude to have on a Housewives show because eventually everyone starts behaving like an idiot specifically around you.

    RHUGT — Cynthia Bailey

    Cynthia’s instinct to mediate every conflict was admirable.

    It was also occasionally maddening.

    Someone could be screaming across a dinner table and Cynthia would appear with the energy of a substitute teacher trying to restore order.

    “Guys. Guys. Guys.”

    No, Cynthia.

    Let them fight.

    The Overall Winner

    If we’re giving out the Jurassic Snark Lifetime Achievement Award for Annoying Housewives Behavior?

    It’s hard to beat Aviva Drescher.

    Because very few Housewives have ever managed to combine condescension, theatrics, self-righteousness and a detachable body part into one unforgettable season.

    That’s annoying.

    That’s Housewives.

    That’s art.

  • Heather Dubrow has given us many things over the years: Champagne emergencies, 22,000-square-foot houses, elaborate cakes, four kinds of ice and an apparently endless supply of opinions about how everyone else should behave.

    She is Fancy Pants.

    And while I appreciate a woman who knows what she likes, Heather has occasionally taken “fancy” to places where the rest of us are forced to ask, “Are we really doing this?”

    Here are Heather Dubrow’s 10 most pretentious moments.

    10. The Wine Temperature Lecture

    Heather is in Hawaii with Vicki and Tamra, and naturally the conversation turns to wine.

    Most people would drink the wine.

    Heather explains the proper temperature for it.

    Because of course she does.

    Tamra and Vicki just want to drink the damn wine, while Heather is apparently hosting a graduate seminar in oenology. This is Fancy Pants in her natural habitat: turning a perfectly pleasant glass of wine into a lesson.

    9. The $400 Shirts

    When Heather and Terry are preparing for their Tahiti trip, they go shopping for clothes, and Terry finds shirts that cost around $400.

    Heather is not horrified.

    This is just vacation shopping.

    She also approaches packing like she is preparing the wardrobe department for a Broadway production, with outfits planned and everything meticulously organized.

    Some of us throw seven shirts into a suitcase and hope for the best.

    Heather has a system.

    8. The Hexagonal Ice

    This one is legendary.

    While discussing the Chateau, Heather gets very serious about the different kinds of ice they will have in the house. She wants different shapes and sizes for different drinks.

    Yes.

    Ice.

    She later acknowledged that it was ridiculous but explained that since there were going to be several ice makers, why not have different kinds? Terry apparently loves ice and believes it is important for a good cocktail.

    Heather Dubrow has made ice a design feature.

    7. The Leech Therapy

    Heather tries leech therapy.

    And because this is Heather, she doesn’t simply put some leeches on herself and call it a day. She explains the treatment while Vicki watches in horror as blood starts seeping through Heather’s clothing.

    This one is less “rich woman” and more “I have reached a level of wellness you cannot comprehend.”

    Bravo has included the leech therapy among Heather’s most memorable moments.

    6. The Champagne Button

    Heather’s closet has a button that rings in the kitchen so someone can bring her Champagne.

    She has described it as being for a Champagne emergency.

    A Champagne emergency.

    I would like to experience one of these.

    Actually, I would like to experience several.

    5. The Chateau

    Heather and Terry’s enormous Chateau is one of the purest expressions of Heather Dubrow’s worldview.

    The house is enormous, elaborate and packed with details that most people would never think to request.

    But the thing that really gets me is that Heather wasn’t just building a house.

    She was building an ecosystem in which every possible luxury had its own designated place.

    Including the ice.

    Especially the ice.

    4. The $36,000 Dinner Party

    Heather once threw a dinner party that reportedly cost around $36,000.

    There were flowers, custom décor, ice sculptures, Nobu catering, alcohol and party favors.

    The best part?

    The evening basically fell apart before everyone even got to eat.

    This is the Heather Dubrow experience in one event: spend an extraordinary amount of money creating a beautiful evening and then watch the Housewives destroy it.

    Honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

    3. Bowgate

    Heather hosts a party celebrating her decision to legally take Terry’s last name.

    There is an elegant cake.

    The cake has a bow.

    Sarah Winchester eats part of the bow.

    Heather loses her mind.

    “You defiled my cake” is born.

    This is perhaps the single greatest example of Heather taking something completely ridiculous and treating it like a matter of international diplomacy. Bravo has revisited Bowgate repeatedly, and Heather herself has since called it one of her most iconic moments.

    And honestly, if you are going to eat the bow off Heather Dubrow’s cake, you better be prepared for consequences.

    2. The Colette Cake That Wasn’t Even Real

    Heather launches Colette, her sparkling wine, and becomes extremely concerned about transporting the elaborate cake for the event.

    She worries about damaging it.

    She worries about how it will travel.

    She worries about the cake.

    And then we discover the cake is made of Styrofoam.

    It isn’t even edible.

    Heather spent all that time worrying about transporting a fake cake.

    This is Fancy Pants operating at peak efficiency.

    1. The “Fancy Pants” Announcement

    Heather didn’t just become Fancy Pants.

    She knew she was Fancy Pants.

    From the moment she arrived on RHOC, Heather made it very clear that she had standards. She had manners. She had opinions about wine temperatures. She had opinions about ice. She had elaborate parties. She had designer clothes. She had a giant house. She had Champagne.

    And eventually, the nickname stuck.

    “Fancy Pants” is not just a nickname for Heather Dubrow.

    It is a lifestyle.

    A lifestyle that apparently requires several kinds of ice and a button for emergency Champagne.

    And honestly?

    I am jealous of the Champagne button.