• Brandi Glanville was never going to be the Housewife who quietly sat in the corner, complimented someone’s centerpiece and went home at 10.

    When she arrived on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, she was funny, brutally honest, unpredictable and more than willing to say the things everyone else was too afraid to say. For a while, it worked. Brandi was reality television gold.

    But somewhere along the way, the chaos stopped being entertaining and started becoming a liability.

    Here are five ways Brandi Glanville wrecked her Housewives career.

    1. She confused “unfiltered” with “say absolutely anything”

    Brandi’s lack of a filter was initially one of her biggest assets.

    She would walk into a dinner, hear something ridiculous and immediately say what everyone else was thinking. It made her hilarious, unpredictable and completely incapable of behaving at a normal dinner party.

    But eventually, the filter became so nonexistent that even Brandi’s supporters had to start wondering where she was going with some of this stuff.

    There is a difference between being the Housewife who says the outrageous thing and being the Housewife everyone is waiting to see say something outrageous.

    Brandi increasingly became the latter.

    The problem with constantly pushing the envelope is that eventually you run out of envelope.

    2. The Joyce Giraud feud made her look like the villain

    Brandi’s fourth season on RHOBH was not exactly her finest hour.

    Her treatment of Joyce Giraud was particularly ugly. From mocking Joyce’s name to making bizarre comments about her being unable to swim, Brandi seemed determined to make Joyce uncomfortable.

    The infamous pool confrontation became especially difficult to defend.

    Brandi had always been a shit-stirrer, but there is a difference between stirring the shit and climbing into the toilet.

    The audience was no longer necessarily laughing at Brandi’s antics. A lot of people were asking why she was behaving this way in the first place.

    That’s a dangerous transition for a Housewife.

    You want viewers to think, “Oh my God, she’s awful. I love her.”

    You don’t want them thinking, “Oh my God, she’s awful. Get her away from Joyce.”

    3. She destroyed her alliance with Lisa Vanderpump

    Brandi and Lisa Vanderpump were an extremely entertaining pairing.

    Lisa had the elegant British mansion, the restaurants, the miniature horses and enough pink chiffon to upholster a small hotel.

    Brandi had a bottle of wine and absolutely no impulse control.

    It worked.

    Unfortunately, Brandi eventually managed to turn one of her most valuable relationships on the show into a war.

    Their friendship deteriorated dramatically, culminating in the infamous confrontation in Puerto Rico.

    And once that friendship was gone, Brandi lost one of her strongest relationships on the cast.

    4. She made chaos her entire personality

    This is probably the biggest problem with Brandi’s Housewives career.

    Being chaotic is entertaining.

    Being funny is entertaining.

    Being willing to say the thing everyone else won’t say is entertaining.

    But if every single interaction turns into a confrontation, eventually viewers get tired.

    Brandi increasingly seemed to operate at maximum volume. There was always a fight, an accusation, an insult, a drunken argument or some new controversy waiting around the corner.

    The problem wasn’t that Brandi created drama.

    That’s literally the job.

    The problem was that there eventually wasn’t enough Brandi left outside of the drama.

    The audience never really got to sit back and watch her simply be funny or have a normal conversation. Everything had to become A Thing.

    And when every scene is A Thing, eventually none of the things feel special.

    5. The Caroline Manzo incident changed everything

    This is where Brandi’s career went from messy Housewives chaos to a much more serious situation.

    During filming of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip in Morocco in 2023, an incident occurred involving Brandi Glanville and Caroline Manzo. Manzo alleged that Brandi kissed and touched her without consent. Brandi has denied wrongdoing, and the accounts of what happened have differed.

    Both women left the production, and Bravo ultimately shelved the Morocco season.

    That was a major turning point.

    Housewives arguments, drunken fights and bizarre feuds are one thing. A controversy involving allegations of unwanted sexual contact is something entirely different.

    Whatever your interpretation of the incident, it became extremely difficult for Bravo to treat Brandi as simply a fun chaos agent who could be dropped into any cast and expected to cause mayhem.

    The network had brought Brandi back repeatedly over the years because she was entertaining.

    After Morocco, the question became whether putting Brandi into a Housewives environment was worth the enormous amount of baggage that came with her.

    And that’s a much harder question to answer.

    The Final Verdict

    Brandi Glanville didn’t ruin her Housewives career by being too dramatic.

    Honestly, the drama was the reason she had a career in the first place.

    Her problem was that she kept escalating.

    The woman who once seemed like a refreshing antidote to the overly polished Beverly Hills cast gradually became someone whose behavior could overshadow the entire show.

    Brandi had one of the most valuable commodities in reality television: she was unpredictable.

    But unpredictability only works when the audience is excited to see what you’ll do next.

    Eventually, with Brandi, people started worrying about what she might do next.

    And that is one hell of a difference.

    Brandi Glanville didn’t single-dinoedly invent her Housewives downfall.

    But she certainly helped dig the hole.

  • Sorry for getting this one up a little late! I was a very tired dinosaur last night. 🦖 Hopefully tonight’s episode gives us a little more to work with than the last few episodes, because this excavation has been getting dangerously quiet. Let’s see if these Housewives can finally wake up and give us some drama!

    The ladies are hitting Atlanta, which will be the third city on their excursion, and Porsha is very excited to give them the full peach experience. First up is a drag brunch, followed by an alter ego party. And because this is Atlanta, Nene will be there. Now we’re talking.

    Gizelle and Luann discuss Vicki, who has apparently become the Debbie Downer of the trip. Luann admits she isn’t really mixing with Vicki, which is probably for the best because Vicki seems to be operating on an entirely different frequency than the rest of the group.

    Teresa, meanwhile, has decided that Lisa Barlow is a “fresh of breath air.” We are immediately treated to a montage of Teresa’s greatest malapropisms over the years, which is basically an archaeological dig through the English language. It’s one of those things Teresa does so naturally that you almost forget how spectacularly she mangles the English language until Bravo puts them all together in one place.

    Phaedra is in charge of the drag brunch, so expectations are high. If anyone can turn a Housewives vacation activity into a full production, it’s Phaedra. We’ve got drag queens, Atlanta, Teresa butchering the English language, and Nene on the way. Maybe this excursion is finally about to get interesting.

    We get even MORE flashbacks of iconic Atlanta moments over the years. And at this point, I’m starting to wonder if I’m recapping RHUGT or watching a Bravo clip show.

    So far, this episode has once again been mostly flashbacks, and I am officially over it. I did not sign up for an archaeological dig through Bravo’s greatest hits. I need these women to actually do something.

    This shit better not put me to sleep. I have to teach in a couple of hours, and I refuse to be standing in front of my students later looking like a dinosaur who hasn’t slept since the Cretaceous period.

    Vicki does not like drag shows, which is unfortunate because everyone else is ready to have a good time and start drinking at 10 a.m. The group is clearly operating on vacation time, where the concept of “too early” simply does not exist. Vicki, on the other hand, seems determined to maintain her Debbie Downer status.

    Nene arrives and admits she is a little nervous and hopes the ladies will be nice to her. Nene? Nervous? This is already shaping up to be a strange Atlanta experience.

    We get more looks back at things that have happened in the past, because apparently Bravo has decided we need to excavate every available piece of footage before allowing these women to actually interact.

    The drag show finally starts, and the MC speaks to each of the women for a little bit. And…that’s pretty much it. I’m sorry, but I cannot make this funny. There is simply nothing happening. I am sitting here trying to excavate some drama and hitting nothing but empty dirt.

    I have to teach in a couple of hours. If this episode doesn’t wake up soon, I may be the one who needs a drag brunch.

    The show starts and drag queens dressed like the women come out to dance and entertain. And you will never guess what we get more of! Flashbacks.

    Nene finally comes out on stage, and everyone goes absolutely crazy. Thankfully, we have finally reached the part of this episode that actually feels like something.

    All of the women love Nene, and Kyle tells us that she and Nene are really good friends and have been for years. Nene says it is emotional being back with the women, and she opens up about her departure from the show and what that experience was like.

    Gizelle reveals that Nene has said some negative things about her in the past, so she decides to call her out. Apparently, Nene once told Karen Huger to beat Gizelle up. Oh, dear.

    Nene says she was just talking shit, and thankfully, they move on pretty quickly. I was hoping for at least a little more chaos, but I guess I’ll take what I can get.

    They then talk about Greg and his passing, and we get flashbacks of him throughout the years. It’s a much more emotional turn for the episode, and seeing Greg again after all these years is genuinely sad.

    At this point, I am seriously considering calling out of work this afternoon and taking a nap. I have been awake for this entire excavation, and these Housewives are not making it easy.

    Nene introduces her boyfriend to the women and he kinda reminds me of Greg. In a good way. 

    Later, the women get ready for the alter ego dinner, and watching them get glammed up is just…not interesting. I’m sorry. I know I’m supposed to find this entertaining, but I am running out of ways to make watching women put on makeup sound exciting.

    We do find out that Ashley Darby will be at the party, which should make things considerably more interesting. Ashley has been putting the moves on Mauricio, so I have a feeling this alter ego dinner might finally give us something worth excavating.

    Lisa Barlow says she feels like she has been boring. She isn’t the only one. She is nervous about seeing the SLC girls who have been “mean” to her. 

    So, we see flashbacks of that. Shoot me.

    Each of the women explains her alter ego costume, and I’m going to be honest: I fast-forwarded through it. I have limits.

    Kyle sees Ashley and decides to address the Mauricio situation. She introduces herself, and Ashley immediately tries to explain herself. Things get a little awkward when Ashley refers to Mauricio as Kyle’s “ex-husband,” and Kyle quickly corrects her. They are, in fact, still married.

    That seems like a pretty important distinction.

    They move on, and there is no beef between Kyle and Ashley, which is probably for the best. But at least we don’t get any more flashbacks. I’ll consider that a victory.

    Gizelle starts asking Angie K. and Heather Gay about their problems with Lisa. None of them have spoken since the SLC reunion, so there is clearly some unfinished business there. Unfortunately, we don’t get much time to dig into it because…

    That’s literally the end of the show.

    And that’s it. It was nice seeing everyone, I guess. Nene was great, the drag brunch was fun, and we got a little bit of drama with Gizelle and Nene. But overall? Not exactly the roaringest of 20s.

    I’m sorry, but this episode was a struggle. I spent most of it waiting for something to happen and the rest of it trying not to fall asleep. Maybe next time these dinosaurs will give me something to work with.

  • Kelly Dodd never seemed particularly interested in being the calm one in the room. During her time on The Real Housewives of Orange County, she delivered screaming matches, insults, questionable opinions and enough controversy to keep the cast busy for years.

    Here are some of her most outrageous moments.

    1. The Quiet Woman Fight With Shannon

    This is Kelly Dodd at peak Housewives chaos. At The Quiet Woman, Kelly and Shannon Beador got into an increasingly nasty argument, with Kelly repeatedly going after Shannon and making comments about her eating. Shannon eventually lost it and threw a plate.

    It was the kind of dinner where the appetizers were apparently just the opening act.

    1. The Sex Train Rumor

    Season 14 gave us one of the strangest Housewives rumors ever. Vicki Gunvalson began hinting that she knew something about Kelly, eventually revealing a rumor that Kelly had participated in a “train,” a sexual act involving multiple people.

    Kelly vehemently denied it and said she had never even had a threesome, let alone participated in a train.

    The important part: this was a rumor, not a confirmed event. Kelly denied it, and the women spent half the season arguing about who had started spreading it.

    1. “God’s Way of Thinning the Herd”

    During the early days of the COVID pandemic, Kelly made the infamous comment that the virus was “God’s way of thinning the herd.” The backlash was enormous, and Kelly later apologized and said she had expressed herself badly.

    It remains one of the most controversial things she ever said.

    1. The “Drunk Wives Matter” Hat

    Kelly’s 2020 bridal shower produced another controversy when she wore a “Drunk Wives Matter” hat, a play on the Black Lives Matter slogan. She later defended the hat and said she supported the Black Lives Matter movement.

    Still, it was an exceptionally ill-advised accessory.

    1. The “Superspreader” Dinner

    During the pandemic, Kelly posted footage from a maskless dinner with friends where the group joked about being “superspreaders.” The video immediately attracted criticism, adding another chapter to Kelly’s increasingly controversial pandemic era.

    1. The Ireland Pub Fight

    Kelly’s Season 11 trip to Ireland was basically one long descent into chaos. At a pub, Kelly got into a vicious confrontation with Heather Dubrow and the other women. Heather eventually accused Kelly of racist behavior, and the argument became so explosive that the women were thrown out of the establishment.

    Kelly had somehow managed to turn a trip to Ireland into a group expulsion.

    1. The Department Store Fight in Ireland

    The Ireland trip somehow got even worse when Kelly’s behavior contributed to another confrontation in a department store. The women were thrown out, and Kelly continued arguing with the cast outside.

    Most people go to Ireland for the scenery. Kelly went to get banned from establishments.

    1. The Nose Flick Heard Around Orange County

    During the Ireland chaos, Kelly flicked Tamra Judge’s nose during an argument. It was such a bizarrely aggressive little gesture that it became one of those quintessential Kelly Dodd moments: a fight has reached maximum insanity and now someone is flicking someone else’s nose.

    1. Going After Braunwyn’s Sobriety

    During Season 15, Kelly repeatedly questioned Braunwyn Windham-Burke’s sobriety and claimed that she believed Braunwyn’s storyline was contrived. She doubled down on the criticism rather than backing away from it, creating another ugly feud during Kelly’s final season.

    1. Blaming Heather Dubrow’s Son for Giving Her COVID

    Kelly claimed that Heather Dubrow’s son had given her COVID after a New Year’s Eve gathering. Heather pushed back, and Kelly eventually apologized and acknowledged that she couldn’t actually know where she had contracted the virus.

    1. The Vicki Gunvalson Feud

    Kelly and Vicki’s friendship deteriorated into one of RHOC’s nastiest feuds. Kelly repeatedly called Vicki out, accused her of lying and eventually reduced her to the now-famous “pig” insult.

    Vicki, naturally, was not going to let that one go.

    1. The “Gang Up on Kelly” Era

    Kelly developed a recurring theory that the other women were constantly conspiring against her. Whether it was Vicki, Tamra, Shannon, Heather or basically anyone who disagreed with her, Kelly frequently saw herself as the target of a coordinated attack.

    Sometimes there was a conspiracy. Sometimes there was just Kelly yelling at everybody.

    1. Getting Fired and Admitting It Was Her Own Fault

    After Season 15, Kelly was fired from RHOC. Later, she admitted that she was responsible for her own departure, saying that she had caused Bravo “a lot of grief” and “a lot of trouble.”

    And honestly, if Kelly Dodd herself is admitting she was the problem, that’s probably worth putting on the list.

    Kelly Dodd may not have been on RHOC for as many seasons as some of the longtime Housewives, but she certainly made them count. Few Housewives could turn a dinner, a vacation, a pandemic, or a perfectly ordinary argument into the kind of chaos Kelly routinely managed to produce.

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